Attention Seattle peeps! Please come to my readings!
Saturday, May 10th, at 7:30pm–Elliot Bay Book Company.
info here: http://www.elliottbaybook.com
Monday, May 12th, at 7pm–Third Place Books (Ravenna branch–scroll down to May Events.)
info here: http://www.ravennathirdplace
Readings will include bacon-tinged hijinks, boob signings, lots of profanity, and possibly free cheap wine. Don’t stay home and make me read to three homeless people and one psychotic heckler.
Seriously–that is my nightmare. I’m so scared nobody will come. So please please come, and bring friends! At the very least you can laugh at me when I blush over the word “analingus.”
Thank you so much. I hope to see you there, and thank you in advance for helping to spread the word. I know some of you don’t live in Seattle and can’t come to these events, but I’m hoping you’ll send this link to people you know who DO live in Seattle. See? I have a master plan.
